Feb 19 2012
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Reactions to Once Upon a Time, tonight.
  • Jordan: I'm telling you, he's a Grim brother.
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  • Jordan: Reminds me of Ever After, when they're chasing the prince.
  • Anne: I don't like that movie.
  • Jordan: I love it!
  • Anne: I don't like Drew Barrymore.
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  • Anne: Jump!
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  • Anne: He looks like Snow White with his little cape on.
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  • Me: She is really pretty.
  • Jordan: She is.
  • Anne: Dammit.
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  • Jordan: You go. He stays here.
  • Anne: But she can't leave.
  • Jordan: Oh yeah, she can't leave. Dang it!
  • Anne: Well, I don't know how they're gonna do that.
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  • Me: Nice girl is nice.
  • Anne: Dammit. I don't wanna like her.
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  • Jordan: Can I just like, raid her wardrobe? I love it.
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  • Anne: (singing) I think I'll go to Boston!
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  • Anne: Why is she always the single one? She was single in Something Borrowed?
  • Jordan: Johnny Cash divorced her in Walk the Line.
  • Anne: In He's Just Not That Into You.
  • Me: And in Mona Lisa Smile.
  • Anne: Yeah!
  • Jordan: She's so cute!
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  • Me: Here we go.
  • Anne: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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  • Me: I like her with blonde hair a lot more than with brown.
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  • Jordan: That's a weird name.... That's a terrible name. August Wayne.
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  • Jordan: I like how they're best friends! It's like Lorelai and Rory, but not because they don't know they're mother and daughter.
  • Me: What's gonna happen when they do find out they're mother and daughter? That's gonna be real awkward because they're the same age.
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  • Me: Oh shit.
  • Jordan: Ohhhhhhhhh.
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  • Jordan: That feather is ridiculous!
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  • Jordan: What... is that?
  • Me: That's Frederick. Her daddy touched him.
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  • Me: That's because it's a person.
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  • Me: (at same time) You're a little cocky, aren't you?
  • Jordan: (at same time) Someone's a little cocky.
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  • Anne: (dancing)
  • Me: Were you just singing "Reunited"?
  • Anne: (laughs) Yeah.
  • Me: ME TOO!
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  • Jordan: See! Is the a Grimm!
  • Anne: Is he changing the story?
  • Jordan: He's rewriting it!
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  • Jordan: Trying to buy your son's affections!
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  • Me: You dumb hoe.
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  • Jordan: HA!
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  • Jordan: I like Abigail. Not so much Katherine right now.
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  • Jordan: This is gonna be awkward.
  • Anne: Mmm hmm.
  • Jordan: Confrontation!
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  • Me: Oh God. She's gonna go to the school.
  • Jordan: Uh oh! Oh! She's gonna smack her across the face.... told you.
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  • Me: You bitch.
  • Jordan: No, I understand where she's coming from. I think he's being the a-hole right now.
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  • Anne: How dramatic.
  • Jordan: Uhh huh.
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  • Jordan: Oh Granny.
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  • Anne: A well? Really? Watering hole? Your so punny.
  • Jordan: Your psychic.
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  • Jordan: I'm not sure if I trust you completely, sir. You seem very shady right now.
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  • Jordan: Oh no. The scarlet letter.... Why is it always the woman that gets shunned in society? Why isn't it the man? The man does it too!
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  • Anne: You are not Jesus.
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  • Me: Oh shit.
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  • Jordan: What is his breathing right now?
  • Anne: He's aroused.
  • Jordan: Yeah. He is.
  • Anne: Ugh.
  • Jordan: Whoa.
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  • Jordan: She gon' tackle him.
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  • Me: Follow her.
  • Jordan: No. Don't follow her.
  • Me: She's taking him to his suprise.
  • Jordan: No. Oh gosh. He's gonna drown... GET YOUR KNIFE.... Oh she's blowing air into his mouth....
  • (silence)
  • Jordan: BRILLIANT!
  • Anne: (claps)
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  • Jordan: I don't like him very much right now.
  • Anne: (middle finger)
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  • Jordan: No no. You don't get to cry. It is all your fault.
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  • Jordan: So sketchy.
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  • Jordan: Nervous mayor is nervous!.... Uh oh. Something is going to happen to Katherine. Cause they can't leave.
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  • Anne: They are awkwardly too close.
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  • Me: It was the guy in the school wasn't it?
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  • Jordan: I like Abigail. She's a nice lady.
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  • Me: WHAT is she doing?
  • Jordan: *gasps* She's going to take the letter! What is her issue?!
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  • Jordan: God. His cape is so dramatic.
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  • Anne: We've seen this.
  • Jordan: We've seen this scene!
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  • Me: He gon' kill his "father".
  • Jordan: He looks ridiculous.... They are awful shots for being in the military.
  • Anne: I'd like to see you shoot an arrow.
  • Jordan: They should be able to shoot stuff if they are in the king's military.
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  • Jordan: You are not a nice person..... Oh God. Something's going to happen to her. She's going to get in a car accident. I like Katherine.
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  • Me: That's it... oh her prince to the rescue!
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  • Jordan: Is he a teacher?.... What?
  • Me: I'm confused.
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  • Me: WHAT?! Two weeks.
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  • Jordan: Yes. Because Mary Margaret stole her from a car.
#liveblogging #once upon a time
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