Life Happens. Love Helps.
Reactions to Once Upon a Time, tonight.
- Me: She's not that pretty.
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- Jordan: If they screw up my movie I'm gonna be so pissed off!
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- Anne: Whatever he had in his hand looked like a penis.
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- Jordan: You're not even that cute.
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- Anne: EW! His "rather large estate!" He's not talking about his land!
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- Jordan: Belle's from France! Not Australia. Why is she speaking with an Australian accent?
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- Jordan: I see what you did there, roses. I see...... Mr. French.
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- Anne: What the heck is she doing? It's like winter outside and Red Riding Hood looks like a tramp.
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- Jordan: I thought she just said "vag" but then I realized she said "badge".
- Anne: That better go on there.
- Me: It will.
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- Jordan: Stained glass! They have stained glass in the palace in the cartoon. Look!
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- Me: I've seen her in something.
- Jordan: She was in Lost.
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- Anne: I'm sorry, but that hat looks real dumb. Be a little more professional, please.
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- Anne: Oh gross.
- Me: Oh, that's so disgusting... Uh, he nasty.
- Anne: He is not a beast you want to fall in love with.
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- Me: Oh my God, his eyes.
- Jordan: STOP!
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- Me: She just cut him.
- Jordan: Ha ha ha ha.
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- Jordan: If she kisses him.
- Anne: I will vomit.
- Jordan: I can't. I can't. They're ruining this movie for me.
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- Jordan: So where is she in the real world?
- Me: Maybe that was what was taken from his house?! She got away! Because she hasn't learned to love him yet.
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- Jordan: Duct tape! Did you see that. Duct tape and rope.
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- Me: I don't understand.
- Jordan: Where is Belle?! At college.
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- Me: Why is she helping her?
- Jordan: She's not.
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- Anne: UGH! Did you see where she put her hand?! That was high up on his thigh.... Is she holding his hand?
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- Jordan: Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. EW. NO!
- Anne: I can't even.
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- Me: Damn. Straight.
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- Anne: You can hear the hydraulics when he just did that.
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- Jordan: STOP!
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- Jordan: I'm really confused what's going on right now. Are they lovers? What?
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- Jordan: No. Mrs. Potts.
- Anne: Chip.
- Jordan: Chip and Mrs. Potts!
- Anne: Phew. Chip.
- Jordan: He left Chip and Mrs. Potts. Look at the nice man.
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- And then I started playing with Anne's hair and stopped typing.
