February 2012
After my mom yells at me & She turns around..
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"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
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A fun surv.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pinterest. Photography. Laugh.
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
pasta, coke, yellow
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
Oh you know, clothes, down payment on a house that I’ll use to get away from the hubby & kids, cars, feed the children...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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Reactions to Once Upon a Time, tonight.
Jordan: I'm telling you, he's a Grim brother.
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Jordan: Reminds me of Ever After, when they're chasing the prince.
Anne: I don't like that movie.
Jordan: I love it!
Anne: I don't like Drew Barrymore.
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Anne: Jump!
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Anne: He looks like Snow White with his little cape on.
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Me: She is really pretty.
Jordan: She is.
Anne: Dammit.
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Jordan: You go. He stays here.
Anne: But she can't leave.
Jordan: Oh yeah, she can't leave. Dang it!
Anne: Well, I don't know how they're gonna do that.
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Me: Nice girl is nice.
Anne: Dammit. I don't wanna like her.
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Jordan: Can I just like, raid her wardrobe? I love it.
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Anne: (singing) I think I'll go to Boston!
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Anne: Why is she always the single one? She was single in Something Borrowed?
Jordan: Johnny Cash divorced her in Walk the Line.
Anne: In He's Just Not That Into You.
Me: And in Mona Lisa Smile.
Anne: Yeah!
Jordan: She's so cute!
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Me: Here we go.
Anne: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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Me: I like her with blonde hair a lot more than with brown.
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Jordan: That's a weird name.... That's a terrible name. August Wayne.
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Jordan: I like how they're best friends! It's like Lorelai and Rory, but not because they don't know they're mother and daughter.
Me: What's gonna happen when they do find out they're mother and daughter? That's gonna be real awkward because they're the same age.
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Me: Oh shit.
Jordan: Ohhhhhhhhh.
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Jordan: That feather is ridiculous!
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Jordan: What... is that?
Me: That's Frederick. Her daddy touched him.
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Me: That's because it's a person.
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Me: (at same time) You're a little cocky, aren't you?
Jordan: (at same time) Someone's a little cocky.
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Anne: (dancing)
Me: Were you just singing "Reunited"?
Anne: (laughs) Yeah.
Me: ME TOO!
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Jordan: See! Is the a Grimm!
Anne: Is he changing the story?
Jordan: He's rewriting it!
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Jordan: Trying to buy your son's affections!
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Me: You dumb hoe.
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Jordan: HA!
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Jordan: I like Abigail. Not so much Katherine right now.
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Jordan: This is gonna be awkward.
Anne: Mmm hmm.
Jordan: Confrontation!
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Me: Oh God. She's gonna go to the school.
Jordan: Uh oh! Oh! She's gonna smack her across the face.... told you.
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Me: You bitch.
Jordan: No, I understand where she's coming from. I think he's being the a-hole right now.
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Anne: How dramatic.
Jordan: Uhh huh.
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Jordan: Oh Granny.
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Anne: A well? Really? Watering hole? Your so punny.
Jordan: Your psychic.
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Jordan: I'm not sure if I trust you completely, sir. You seem very shady right now.
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Jordan: Oh no. The scarlet letter.... Why is it always the woman that gets shunned in society? Why isn't it the man? The man does it too!
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Anne: You are not Jesus.
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Me: Oh shit.
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Jordan: What is his breathing right now?
Anne: He's aroused.
Jordan: Yeah. He is.
Anne: Ugh.
Jordan: Whoa.
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Jordan: She gon' tackle him.
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Me: Follow her.
Jordan: No. Don't follow her.
Me: She's taking him to his suprise.
Jordan: No. Oh gosh. He's gonna drown... GET YOUR KNIFE.... Oh she's blowing air into his mouth....
(silence)
Jordan: BRILLIANT!
Anne: (claps)
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Jordan: I don't like him very much right now.
Anne: (middle finger)
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Jordan: No no. You don't get to cry. It is all your fault.
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Jordan: So sketchy.
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Jordan: Nervous mayor is nervous!.... Uh oh. Something is going to happen to Katherine. Cause they can't leave.
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Anne: They are awkwardly too close.
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Me: It was the guy in the school wasn't it?
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Jordan: I like Abigail. She's a nice lady.
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Me: WHAT is she doing?
Jordan: *gasps* She's going to take the letter! What is her issue?!
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Jordan: God. His cape is so dramatic.
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Anne: We've seen this.
Jordan: We've seen this scene!
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Me: He gon' kill his "father".
Jordan: He looks ridiculous.... They are awful shots for being in the military.
Anne: I'd like to see you shoot an arrow.
Jordan: They should be able to shoot stuff if they are in the king's military.
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Jordan: You are not a nice person..... Oh God. Something's going to happen to her. She's going to get in a car accident. I like Katherine.
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Me: That's it... oh her prince to the rescue!
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Jordan: Is he a teacher?.... What?
Me: I'm confused.
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Me: WHAT?! Two weeks.
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Jordan: Yes. Because Mary Margaret stole her from a car.
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other people: ugh omg forever alone
me: i'm hungry.
normal person: does something and doesn't get caught.
me: does same thing and gets caught.
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Reactions to Once Upon a Time, tonight.
Me: She's not that pretty.
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Jordan: If they screw up my movie I'm gonna be so pissed off!
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Anne: Whatever he had in his hand looked like a penis.
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Jordan: You're not even that cute.
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Anne: EW! His "rather large estate!" He's not talking about his land!
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Jordan: Belle's from France! Not Australia. Why is she speaking with an Australian accent?
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Jordan: I see what you did there, roses. I see...... Mr. French.
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Anne: What the heck is she doing? It's like winter outside and Red Riding Hood looks like a tramp.
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Jordan: I thought she just said "vag" but then I realized she said "badge".
Anne: That better go on there.
Me: It will.
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Jordan: Stained glass! They have stained glass in the palace in the cartoon. Look!
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Me: I've seen her in something.
Jordan: She was in Lost.
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Anne: I'm sorry, but that hat looks real dumb. Be a little more professional, please.
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Anne: Oh gross.
Me: Oh, that's so disgusting... Uh, he nasty.
Anne: He is not a beast you want to fall in love with.
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Me: Oh my God, his eyes.
Jordan: STOP!
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Me: She just cut him.
Jordan: Ha ha ha ha.
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Jordan: If she kisses him.
Anne: I will vomit.
Jordan: I can't. I can't. They're ruining this movie for me.
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Jordan: So where is she in the real world?
Me: Maybe that was what was taken from his house?! She got away! Because she hasn't learned to love him yet.
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Jordan: Duct tape! Did you see that. Duct tape and rope.
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Me: I don't understand.
Jordan: Where is Belle?! At college.
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Me: Why is she helping her?
Jordan: She's not.
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Anne: UGH! Did you see where she put her hand?! That was high up on his thigh.... Is she holding his hand?
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Jordan: Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. EW. NO!
Anne: I can't even.
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Me: Damn. Straight.
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Anne: You can hear the hydraulics when he just did that.
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Jordan: STOP!
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Jordan: I'm really confused what's going on right now. Are they lovers? What?
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Jordan: No. Mrs. Potts.
Anne: Chip.
Jordan: Chip and Mrs. Potts!
Anne: Phew. Chip.
Jordan: He left Chip and Mrs. Potts. Look at the nice man.
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And then I started playing with Anne's hair and stopped typing.
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