i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
A monkey’s uncle.
I can’t believe you just passed up the opportunity to say RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS
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i literally wear the same 3 outfits every week
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JORDAN
I see you lurking…
So, I saw a non-transparent version of this, and so I fixed it.
Transparent Toy story Buzz hitting his head on your blog :P
My life is now complete
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Can we all take a moment to appreciate this little motherfucker
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Penny vs soap
Penny’s first dog shaming.
Editor’s note: There is nothing toxic for dogs in soap. Many dogs can…
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oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
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HAVING A SNACK IN CLASS
AS A FRESHMAN:
AS A SENIOR:
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ALWAYS
Ta mère était un hamster et ton père sentait le sureau
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omfg imagine chilling in a park on a blanket in the grass and this little piggy comes running over oinking omfg
“Oinking” made me giggle
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