Hi, I'm Lindsey. I like to sleep all day and party all night.

When I accidentally hurt a person: sorry

When I accidentally hurt a pet: OMG I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE COME BACK I'M SO SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I LOVE YOU

punmonster:

fahrlight:

fuckyeahviralpics:

Bought my Grandma an iPad. She’s 84 and never had a tablet, and wanted it for “art.” I bought ArtRage for her and left her alone with her new toy for 30 minutes. This is what I came back to.

THAT’S WHAT GRANNIES DO!

I DONT EVEN SEE A TABLET PEN
IS SHE DOING THAT WITH HER FUCKING FINGER

punmonster:

fahrlight:

fuckyeahviralpics:

Bought my Grandma an iPad. She’s 84 and never had a tablet, and wanted it for “art.” I bought ArtRage for her and left her alone with her new toy for 30 minutes. This is what I came back to.

THAT’S WHAT GRANNIES DO!

I DONT EVEN SEE A TABLET PEN

IS SHE DOING THAT WITH HER FUCKING FINGER

(via notsoplainbutinsanejane)

gloriousunderstanding:

maiagaru:

Now I want them to put HG Wells in the back of some rainbow Louis Vuitton pickup truck and drive her around Univille and ask her about things.

Being 44th on the top 100 party schools…

longwoodprobs:

When people step on the Rotunda

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Seeing professors in Walmart as you’re ringing up your case of beer…

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When you post a facebook status about procrastinating and then suddenly remember you’re friends with your professor…

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When 6AM registration goes perfectly

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(ten seconds later)

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When our library is never quiet so matter where you sit

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When you see P.Finn on campus

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When your crush walks into class on the first day

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And you turn to your friend like: 

When it’s birthday dinner

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After a night at Hampden-Sydney

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When the elevators are broken

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When they say you’re not on the list for Theta Chi.

longwoodprobs: